AI Excuse Generator
Plausible deniability, generated on demand.
App StoreNow escalating · AI Excuse Generator
I’m running about ten minutes late.
Level 1 / 5
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AI Shower Thoughts
Profundity, on tap.
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AI Debate Arena
Two AIs argue. You judge.
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Would You Choose
Impossible questions, endlessly.
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Motivational Madness
Inspiration that escalates.
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Passive Note
Say it without saying it.
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PawMind
What your pet is actually thinking.
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Bad Advice Bureau
Confidently wrong, on any topic.
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Zodiac Arena
Turn-based combat, by star sign.
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Horoscope Havoc
Your future, confidently fabricated.
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Dating Simulator
Romance with someone who isn't real.
Web exclusive
AbsurdScroller
Doom-scroll a news feed that loses its grip.
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Sprigs
A hand-crafted lemmings-like. Lead the herd home.
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Pax Atomica
Cold War strategy. Three superpowers, one nervous world.
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The Gig Economy Invasion
A hard-SF thriller about an invasion you'd never call an invasion.
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iDopamine
Idle game. Run the platform, watch the numbers climb, feel how good optimising people feels.
Coming to iOS
iAlgorithm
Real-time strategy. You are the algorithm. The dark levers earn more — that's the whole problem.
Coming to iOS
iManipulate
Tactical routing. Route and throttle named drivers, then decide how much of them to spend.
Coming to iOSThings that are actually useful The ones with a straight face.
Dictalus
Speaking practice with feedback on how you actually sound.
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Turn a résumé into a visual skill timeline.
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